Fail

Here is fail to the MAX! Hope you enjoy and please excuse any typos, errors, etc. for the time constraint I had for each thing. Well, I hope you all (Mayu XD) enjoy!

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Put iTunes or equivalent media player on random.
3. For each song that plays, write something related to the theme you picked inspired by the song. You have only the time frame of the song: no planning beforehand: you start when it starts, and no lingering afterward; once the song is over, you stop writing. (No fair skipping songs either; you have to take what comes by chance!)
4. Do 10 of these, then post
1. Sakura Girl- Tegomass
It was a beautiful spring day, but of course, Tegomass had to be touring Japan, with hardly any break time scheduled in due to the large demand the rabid fangirls place on them. However, on one of those rare break days, tegomass was staying in a hotel that was located near one of Japan’s most known park for cherry blossoms in the spring.
“Nee! Massu, let’s go to see the cherry blossoms while we’re here! They’re suppose to be the best in Japan!” A desparate Tegoshi plead with that innocent puppy face on him. Having no way to protest, Massu automatically agreed.
After arriving at the park, Tegoshi had been staring at the blossoms and said, “Nee, Massu these blossoms remind me of you.”
“How”
“Their beauty is neverending.”
Massu blushed.
2. Ame no- JunLin
Talking in Chinese
“Finally! We get our own song to pawn the rest of these Japanese bitches!”
“I know! Shows how much they give a shit about us. We spent how many painstaking hours, days, and months trying to learn this language, yet they can’t even learn one song in Chinese.”
“That’s why we can only rely on each other, my dear Linlin.”
“Yes, Junjun. We may not be appreciated here, but one day they shall see the wrath of us once pandas take over the world! Then we shall see who are the just the background dancers.” *Evil Linlin laugh*
*Chuckle* “Yes, one day my dear Linlin, one day”
3. Mikan- KoyaShige
He was suppose to be known as a genius, the intelligent member of the group with a degree in law; yet why was here stuck looking at an orange like it was the source of all evil.
The answer is quite simple, actually.
Kato Shigeaki couldn’t peel an orange to save his life.
After watching his friend trying to peel the orange after many failed attempts, he could no longer contain his laughter. Koyama Keiichiro feel to the floor laughing with tears streaming down his face.
“Let’s see you do a better job.”
Taking the orange from his hand, Koyama picked up the closest knife and easily peeled said orange.
“You owe me one blow job fool.”
4. Yattarouze!- KoyaShige
“Why doesn’t JE have a soccer team? H!P does, and technically it isn’t even a part of that anymore!?” Koyama pouted as he watched a video on youtube of Gatas Brillhantes. He looked around the dressing room, only to find himself being ignored again. Feeling lonely, Koyama clicked the Yattarouze video that he loved and began doing the dance to himself. However, soon he found arms wrapped around his waist, constricting all movement. “Damn, even when you’re a fool you still turn me on.” Shige said.
5. That’s the Power- Tegomass
“Come on! You’ll never be in shape before our next concert at the rate you’re going! Remember “That’s the Power!” Tegoshi yelled back to his friend and singing partner that was struggling to keep running.
“I wish you would have never gotten into Hello Project. I don’t know what will be the death of me first; your insensitivity to my weight-which is perfectly fine, FYI- or your sudden obsession with Hello Project.” Massu struggled to say as he finally stopped running and leaned up against the closest tree next to him.
“I’m leaving and don’t come back until you are over this obsession.”
Tego began to cry silent tears until Massu sighed and patted him on his head.
“Fine, just as long as I’m your # 1 obsession.”
5. Melodies- Koyapi
“YOU two are going to be the next GAM.”
Yamapi choked on his coffee and began to have a coughing fit as he stared up at Johnny. “You have to be kidding me? Right?”
“Nope, and filming for your new PV starts in a week. You two better start practicing this script for the PV. Remember it’s for the fans and it is for your paycheck, you’ll live.”
The leader and mother of NEWS walked out of Johnny’s office and started down the hallway.
“Well, we might as well start practicing, huh?” Koyama said as they entered their dressing room in the building and took a quick glance through the script.
“I’ll wait till later.” Yamapi replied. However before he could shut his eyes for his nap, he felt a pair of lips on his.
Maybe this GAM things wouldn’t be such a bad idea after all.
6. Internet Cupid- KoyaShige
Smartguy3 has signed on
Koyamama has signed on
K: Shige! Happy Valentines Day! ^3^
S: …… Thanks? =/
K: What’s wrong?
S: Nothing….
K: My mama senses are tingling. Are you lacking Member Ai?
S: *Sigh* No…… It’s just, aren’t we suppose to have dates on Valentines Day?
K: Oh…….. I’m sorry.
S: Meh, it’s not like this is the first time I’ll be alone on V’s Day.
K: You’re never alone though!
S: ???
K: I’ll always be your Valentine! *Kiss*
Smartguy2 has signed off.
7. Squirrels- Tegoshi centric
NEWS was currently staring at the figure before them with looks of bewilderment, amusement, and anything between.
There infront of them stood Tegoshi Yuya, the cute, loveable, Tegoshi Yuya in a squirrel suit, singing some ridiculous song in English.
The poor kid had finally lost it.
8. Do you Love Me- Koyapi
Yamapi stood infront of the stage at their rehersal looking amazed. Above him, onstage stood the center of his attention, Koyama Keiichiro. Currently he was singing and dancing-quite sensuously-. Something about this Koyama was different, it was if he had pourded his whole being into this song. And currently all he was doing was staring at Yamapi with such a look in his eyes that Yamapi finally understood the meaning of it all.
9. Shochuu- Tegomass
It was yet another wonderful day on Tegomass’s latest tour, an off day. Today’s destination had been Massu’s choice, the beach. You had the ocean with the bright sun shining down on you, the sand between your toes, and of course, who could forget, the food, the mouth watering beach food.
Currently holding his attention, was the beautiful, not heavenly icecream that Masuda Takahisa held in his hand. It was the most wonderful thing he had ever seen in the past 24 hours. However, that beautiful sight was ruined when his friend Tegoshi Yuya knocked it over. Massu cried himself to sleep that night.
Kill Me Kiss Me- KoyaShige
At concerts when KoyaShige performed, they were known for their upbeat, cheery songs. However this time they were taking on a totally new look. Visual-kei with a twist of boy-love.
Currently, Koyama was having one of his rare and tragic negative moods. He hated this style which had been forced upon him. He wanted happy and jumpy songs, not punky and headbanging junk.
The Shige half of KoyaShige looked at his other half and shook his head. Koyama was throwing a container of make-up and spilling it everywhere. “Here, let me help.” Shige took the make-up and applied the dark eyeshadow to his others face. “Better?”
“No.” *Pout*
“ At least we get to kiss on stage.”
*Sudden genkiness attack* “Nevermind, this is the best thing to happen yet.”
“Even better then a Tego chu?”
“Much.”
10. Resonant Blue KoyaShige
“ I can’t believe you made me miss the last train.” Kato Shigeaki complained as his face meet his hand and a long frustrated sigh.
“I’m sorry.” Koyama Keiichiro replied to his best friend as he slouched down onto the ground from the pole he was just currently leaning on. “I guess I’m only a burden to you after all.”
Shige suddenly jerked his face up from his hands and looked down at his best friend with a shocked look on his face. “Wow. Where did that come from and what makes you think that?” Shige said as he kneeled down to Koyama’s level as he heard the stifled sobs that were coming from the curled up form.
“I’m always getting in Shige’s way and causing you trouble. You’d just be better without me.”
Suddenly Shige grabbed Koyama’s face with his hand gently.
“You’ll never be a burden to me.”
It was there he kissed him sweetly like so many times before but with more gentleness than ever before.